July 2012
So my mom has booked me and a 'plus 1' to Paris next summer
It’s a family holiday and there’s 9 of us but she’s booked 10 places and in her words ‘Clare might have a girlfriend by then’ … great, so now if I don’t get a girlfriend to take to Paris next summer I will be in a double suite on my own and next to an empty airplane seat while my mom gives me a death stare for losing her money and having an undateable daughter.
Should I start a sympathy campaign now or closer to the time?
