I’ve been growing increasingly more hateful towards people who are excruciatingly melodramatic. People who join groups of Facebook like “8 billion people in the world and I only want you <3” Have you met 8 billion people? No! And you’d probably fancy about 6 and a half million of them if you did!
But I do take a secretive pleasure in couples who are “so in love” breaking up, the kind of couples that plaster their ‘love’ all over Facebook, Twitter etc “I love you baby there’s no one else for me, so glad I met you, I can’t live without you! <3 Touch my vagina” Then they break up about a week later and everyone else has to hear about this break-up until a new twat comes along, and they are most certainly alive when they are whining via Status’s over their ex, who is probably out doing what bitter single people like me do, getting extremely drunk and thinking about whether using so much Rohypnol becomes more a drug addiction or a personality trait?
Anyway, I think, even at 20, I’m too young to really understand what ‘love’ is, and at 20 I have to make no sacrifices or commitments to someone else so it’s basically just fun, don’t get me wrong I do like being in a relationship but I’m not the type to parade it to the world, well done Clare you’ve managed to find someone who will tolerate you, have a biscuit!
I’m just a bit bored of seeing quite a few people sit behind their computers feeling sorry for themselves, how about you go outside, you know, that big airy place on the other side of your front door, where your next potential partner might be? (partner/victim, same thing) then I can sit behind my computer and see people joining happy Facebook groups, and posting happy blogs!
I sound like a bitter old shrew but I’m optimistic really, I want you all to be happy, so to sum up…
Stop being so fucking melodramatic because no one gives a shit.
Get over it sooner rather than later because there are only so many times I can do impressions of you without my humour being repetitive.
Get a life.
Thank me later.